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Building off the events of Rise of the planet of the apes, this film expands on the origins of everyone’s favorite speaking simians. Continue reading
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Nightwing Falls and Grayson Rises: A Nightwing#30 review
With the events of Forever Evil behind us, the DC universe faces uncertain times. If you haven’t been following DC Comics or just aren’t caught up to the events in question please consider this your spoiler warning.
Godzilla: King of the monsters or supporting character?
Amazing Spider-man 2 or How I learned to stop caring and love the grit.
The film plays like a rock and roll record. Adventure, excitement, romance and intrigue abound as each scene plays out almost unrelated to each other were it not for the the three or four fragmented story lines meant to give us glimpses into future films.
Lords of Salem
Beware the lords of spoilers.
Writer/Director Rob Zombie spins a creepy and suspenseful yarn that evokes The Exorcist meets Rosemary’s Baby with a hint of The Crucible, but with more monsters. Continue reading

Doctor Who #12 or a sign of things to come.
Come with me in a journey through time and spoilers.
The Doctor is the last of an ancient race called the time lords. He travels through time and space in his blue police box called the TARDIS(time and relative dimension in space)which is bigger on the inside. He rights wrongs, saves worlds, and protects the innocent. He rarely travels alone. His friends have always been the best of him. As Craig Ferguson once sang, Doctor Who is all about the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.
The Worlds End: Apocalypse, We’ve all been there.
One might spoil the drink.
The Cornetto Trilogy concludes with a film that takes a deep look at getting older and not finding ones way in life… While fighting alien robots from space. Continue reading
Podcast Episode 3: Elysium Revisited with Thom Obarski
Kick-Ass 2: Electric Bugaloo
This review will kick some spoiler ass.
Kick-Ass 2 brings us back to a world that needs heroes and gives its audience crusaders they can identify with in an immersive rollercoaster of a wish fulfillment fantasy.
Elysium; or how one fails upwards.
To the stars go the spoilers.
Director Neill Blomkamp presents a rich and detailed world held back by a heavy hand. It has lots of things to say and not enough ways to say them. Continue reading